New Years are fun. Anything that is unreal is fun; fantasy is
unreal. And nothing is more fantastic and unreal than new years.
The fact that old planet earth was recently at the same point
(more or less) in relation to the sun where it was three hundred
and sixty five days ago makes it officially the end of one of our
calendar years and the beginning of another.
But wait a minute, while it is true that in relation to the sun
we may have been at the same spot, both the sun and the earth were
probably in another place in the galaxy, perhaps a location “where
we had never been before” (didn’t we hear those words a bit ago on
television’s Star Trek?)
So it is not a surprise that we choose that same relational spot
in the universe to stop everything we are doing, have a drink of
something or other and declare our new resolutions, kind of our
new us. “Bah, Humbug,” as Charles Dickens would say. We take
inventory of our frailties and pronounce them done. Change is on
its way.
So today, fifteen days into the so-called “new year” where are our
resolutions? To start with, I presume that there were many. Some
folks have given up: they are the same day in, day out. No hope
for a change; they don’t care. So, let’s see. Are you still on
your new diet? Eating less? Eating better? How about not lighting
up? Is the old cigarette lighter in the trash or is it trashing
your lungs or your loved ones’ instead? Forty years ago I stopped
smoking for the first time and threw away my lighter. Bad
decision: had to retrieve it in panic from the trash the following
morning before the rubbish collectors showed up. But don’t feel
bad about me. A year or so after that I stopped inhaling the smoke
for good. Bless the Lord!
Then, there is the matter of relationships, the dependent ones I
mean. Have the abuses stopped? How about the drinking? Have we
stopped being mean persons to those we love or love us? Are we
really and honestly into this New Year thing? Well, don’t despair,
help is on the way.
I hate to sound like Dr. Seuss’ famous Grinch; this the one who
stole the New Year for you. You know I never start a conversation
about anything unless I have something deeply in mind; or tricky.
I have done some homework. I started to surf around the net
looking for some information about the custom of celebrating the
New Year and found plenty. There is a place called
www.Infoplease.com that provided a mouthful. The comments that
follow were mined form there. It seems that for a planet that has
been around for many millions of years, “the celebration of the
new year on January 1st is a relatively new phenomenon. The
earliest recording celebration of a New Year celebration is
believed to have been in Mesopotamia around 2,000 years Before the
Common Era (BCE.)” We seem to be concentrating in the recently
created Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas controversy and have lost
sight of a more important politically correct decision that has
seeped into our literature for a while longer. Folks no longer use
BC and AD to mean Before Christ and Anno Domini when they refer to
our years. Now we use Before the Common Era (BCE) instead of BC
and Common Era (CE) instead of AD. That does not seem to bother
anybody so it is not going to bother me either.
Now, if I am going to treat you like a real Clint Eastwood and
make your day, let me remind you what Mesopotamia really means:
“In ancient times, the Greeks gave that name to the world’s first
civilization. The word Mesopotamia in Greek means ‘land between
the rivers.’ And the rivers were the Tigris and Euphrates.” You
and I (I hope) know that area by the name of Iraq. So the Iraqis,
even 4,000 years before they had the bad luck of having a dictator
by the name of Saddam Hussein (never mind the invasion) celebrated
the New Year. Please, tell me that you knew that.
But then “the new year was celebrated around the time of the
vernal equinox (the arrival of spring) in mid-march.” Others in
the Middle East had a different idea of what they should do with
their celebrations and not to be outdone by the Iraqis chose the
fall equinox instead. That, of course, is around September 22nd,
six months earlier. Or, is it six months later? Well, I hate to
sound trite, but that depends on your point of view. The Greeks
would not buy any of that and decided on the winter solstice
instead, which is around December 22nd. So here you have it; have
your choice. Are we having New Year fun yet?
But wait; don’t leave the Romans out of this quandary. In their
early calendar March 1st was designated as the beginning of the
New Year and, this is the best part, “the calendar had just ten
months. Even the current names of the months support those facts:
septem is Latin for “seven,” octo is “eight,” novem is “nine,” and
decem, the last, is “ten”.” Is it any wonder that Methuselah is
said to have lived over seven hundred years? Who counted the time
right?
The first time the New Year was celebrated on January 1st was in
Rome in 153 BCE and the New Year was moved from March to a new
month, January, who was followed by another new kid on the block,
February. That was good for me, because I was born in February and
I could not have been born if that month had not been around,
comprende? Julius Caesar gave this new date its imprimatur and
from then on you and I have a reason to make these silly New Year
resolutions that go nowhere in the last day of December. Let’s
agree to blame the Romans.
So relax, there is no need to feel shame or disappointment. Forget
about the New Year. As I said to you in my introduction, it is a
fantasy; it is unreal. Think of your resolutions and your life as
an everyday occurrence, today and tomorrow. Decide and plan to be
the best you want to be and just do it every second of your life.
There is no need to make promises, just to make things happen. We
have not been given a mind just to make plans; it is there to
carry them out as well. Someone whose name I don’t recall said
that the first thing the newly developed human brain did when it
first became aware of itself was to ask: “Who am I?” The second
was: “Who are you?” That was the start of the first human
relationship. Don’t you think it is time to realize that the
answer is in that better person you want to be? Congratulations.
Your future has arrived; it is here today. Have a happy New Year
the way you are. That will be all gravy.
And that is my point of view today.
Dr. Montesino, solely responsible for this article, is the Editor
of LatinoWorldOnline.com and Senior Lecturer in the Computer
Information Systems Department at Bentley College, Waltham,
Massachusetts.
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